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But will you? Almost certainly not.

By Isabella Rossi

Let’s uncork the bottle and examine the chemistry, the iconic storylines, and the inevitable hangover of falling in love with a foreigner who speaks three languages—none of which are the same as your last name. Why does this happen on every Gap Year, Erasmus, and Cruise Ship contract? drunk sex orgy international summer fuckers top

Before you get on the plane, look them in the eye and say, "This has been amazing. I will probably never see you again. So let’s be perfect for the next 24 hours." It hurts less than "I'll call you tomorrow." Epilogue: The Souvenir You will likely not marry the drunk Australian from the hostel. You will not move to Berlin for the bartender. But you will carry the storyline with you. But will you

The drunk international summer relationship is a literary genre unto itself. It is not a one-night stand, nor is it a long-term relationship. It exists in the messy, humid, romantic no-man’s-land between "What’s your name again?" and "I will fly to see you in November." Why does this happen on every Gap Year,

Then comes the "Aftermath," which follows three predictable phases: