Tom never turned his camera on again. He moved to a different state. Karen bought a "smart toilet" with a heated seat and a motion-activated lid. Sounds luxurious. One night, she woke up at 3 AM, groggy, and stumbled into the dark bathroom. As she turned to sit down, the toilet sensed movement.
The mom whispered (loudly), "She has to go potty, honey."
He forgot that his headset had a 50-foot range. funny pee stories
That's not a funny pee story, Maria admits. That’s just Tuesday. The Zoom Pee-Pocalypse 2020 gave us a new genre of humiliation: the virtual meeting. Tom was in a silent 200-person webinar. He muted his mic, turned off his camera, and ran to the bathroom, leaving his headset on the desk.
They’ve been married for six years. At their wedding, Matt’s best man speech ended with: "To Chloe—the only woman who could turn a puddle into a proposal." There is no shame in having a funny pee story. If you don't have one, you either have a bladder of steel or you're a liar. These moments strip away our pretension. They remind us that no matter how many degrees we have or how expensive our car is, we are all just squishy bags of water trying desperately to find a rest stop before the next exit. Tom never turned his camera on again
David: "Hold it, sweetie, just like a princess."
She lay in the tub, staring at the ceiling, as the smart toilet chirped: "Cycle complete." Sounds luxurious
David realized he hadn't gone in six hours. He pulled over again. Fatherhood is just coordinated suffering. The Tour Guide Tragedy Working as a cave tour guide in Kentucky, "Red" had the route memorized. The tour lasts 90 minutes. There are no bathrooms underground. Red usually held it like a champion.
