I got up at 2:45 AM. Habit. Didn't set an alarm. I made a flask of tea. I went to the depot—which was just a cold storage locker by then, no office, no banter. The float was… sick. The battery held 60% charge. I loaded 38 crates. That was it. 38 crates for a route that used to take 120.
It was. That’s what they don’t understand now, with the apps and the driverless vans. In ’96, Mrs. O’Leary on number 14 had a stroke. She couldn’t phone anyone. But I saw her curtains were drawn at 7 AM. She always opened them at 6:30. I knocked. Saved her life, the doctors said. You don’t get that from a Tesco delivery drone, do you? Interview With A Milkman -1996- -2021-
I sat down with Arthur in his greenhouse, surrounded by geraniums and the low hum of a radio tuned to Radio 4. He is 67 now, with hands that look like cracked porcelain—blue-grey veins mapping the decades of carrying wire crates in the freezing dawn. This is his story, told in two breaths: 1996, the year of his prime, and 2021, the year the electric float finally died for good. In 1996, Arthur Haliday was the unofficial mayor of the morning. He drove a blue-and-white electric Smith’s delivery vehicle—a silent, boxy ghost that glowed under the sodium streetlamps. I got up at 2:45 AM
Do you think anyone will miss the milkman? I made a flask of tea