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As you gather with your actual grandparents this holiday season—or your not-grandparents, or your chosen family—remember Chloe. Remember the cut-off word. And maybe, just maybe, when you see a mall Santa this year, you’ll lean over to a friend and whisper:

Every holiday season, the entertainment industry tries to predict the next viral moment. Will it be a Mariah Carey resurgence? A heartwarming Hallmark trope? In 2024, however, the universe delivered something far stranger and far more brilliant: a blend of deadpan Gen Z satire, a fictional grandfather named “Not My Grandpa,” actress , and a fragmented meme simply known as “Santa Is Cu…” Not My Grandpa - Zoey Zimmer - Santa Cock Is Cu...

If you have scrolled through TikTok, Instagram Reels, or even X (formerly Twitter) in the last 72 hours, you have seen the face. You have heard the line. But unless you are deeply embedded in the lifestyle corner of the internet where irony meets genuine emotional storytelling, you might be asking: What is actually happening? As you gather with your actual grandparents this

You decide the rest. Stay tuned to our Lifestyle & Entertainment section for updates on Zoey Zimmer’s next move. If she finally finishes that sentence, we will be the first to report. Will it be a Mariah Carey resurgence