Press the attack button while you are still 2-3 character lengths away. You will miss intentionally. Immediately stop moving.
You can swing your sword and hit players standing on the dock, but their sword cannot hit you because the game registers you as "on the ship." yohohoio hacks better
Log into the game right now. Change your name to "O". Run to the southern ledge. Wait for a spam-clicker to rush you. Step diagonally. Watch them fall off the map. Pick up their gold. Wave goodbye. Press the attack button while you are still